Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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