they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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