Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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