we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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