R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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