dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
