Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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