This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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