We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
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what?
penguin condom
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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