her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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