dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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