mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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