so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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