Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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