My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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