all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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