just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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