"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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