Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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