I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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