Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
dude. I can hear the air.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
