their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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