Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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