Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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