Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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