It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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