come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I am available for nakedness
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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