Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
