dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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