She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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