I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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