dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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