Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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