6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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