She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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