We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sorry my hands just texted you
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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