It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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