shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
