Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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