i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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