Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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