I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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