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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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