Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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