i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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