The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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