my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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