And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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