This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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