She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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