thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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