We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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