Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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