Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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