How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize