this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Too much gin, very little bucket
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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